Introducing...Phoenix Omani.

Yep. Aha.You're welcome.

Jigga, Rihanna and Kanye are teaming up to form a group. Can't say I'm surprised...everyone knows Jigga keeps Rih close and as for Yeezy...Jigga probably pimped that fool for the music.

Peep their video for "Run This Town" tomorrow night on MTV...if you can stomach it.LOL.

Introducing...Bubbles.

My my my. This chick definitely got more azz than a model. This could be a record. What do you think fellas??? BIGGEST JUNK ever???

That's one bubble I know you wanna pop...hehehehe.

Wassup All,

So I've been enjoying my summer...you know..talking ish, chillin', blazin'...lol..(I kid..I kid) but now it's time to get back on the grind...everyone's been asking about my Naughty Gals so I'm happy to let the fellas know they are officially back. As always, enjoy and holler at ya boy!!!!

Introducing...Jessica Burciaga.

Nice smile, nice face, nice cheeks...

No...scratch that..REALLY nice cheeks!!!!

How'd ya like to be the bologna in that sandwich...

Hehehehe. Enjoy Fellas

Like I always say, secure your swag...even if it's your old swag cause swagger jackers will stop at nothing!!!!

Peep the pic to the left if you need further proof. Lil Kim...um ...displayed her goodies years ago now lil Wayne's "protege" is all about jacking that old shiite.

SMDH.

Now the Associated Press is saying T.I. may only have to spend two months in jail because he's gonna get credited with 305 days of home detention he served since he was charged.

First off, T.I. 's my dog but didn't I see his azz partying all over the US and doing concerts? Second of all, how the hell did he land such a sweet deal when he was originally facing 10 years in the Big House???? Who  is this dude's lawyer????

On the for real, at this point, they might as well let the MoFo just stay home and continue to make more good music.

Introducing ....."Amazing Amiee"

Well fellas for all of you who surf the net @ work looking for something "Amazing" to happen.....it just did!

WAWAWEEWA!.....SEXY TIME!

So Lil Weezy has decided to take female Hip-Hop artist Nicki Minaj under his wing and now she's being called the future of female Hip Hop.

If this chick is the future of Hip Hop then cue Common's "I Used To Love Her.". .. and bury that biatttcchhh! Who'd thought it woulda come to this?

On a lighter note, can't you just hear Lil Kim screaming in the background??? LMFAO.

"Hip-Hops heads around the world were shocked in 2000 when the mastermind behind the multi-platinum, grammy-winning tracks on The Fugees album was sentenced to 14 years imprisonment for drug-trafficking.

Singer, songwriter and producer John Forté created quite the buzz when he arrived on the music scene and showed promise that hip-hop was not slowly dying at the newly "blinged out" industry. But a series of events led to his 2000 conviction and left music connoisseurs wondering what the next 14 years would be like without him. Thankfully, Forté's sentence was overturned by George W. Bush, and he was released after serving seven and a half years.

Since his release, Forté has signed a book deal with Simon and Schuster...[and] has been in the studio prepping for his greatly anticipated first stage appearance in several years alongside The Roots, Talib Kweli and Pharoahe Monch."

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Introducing...Miss Banks.

Nuttin' like some hot chocolate first thing in the morning...

Enjoy.

Introducing...Sofia Marie.

Forget about Junk in da Trunk...I'm calling this one Wide Load...

LOL. Enjoy, fellas.

Jamie Foxx is reportedly being sued by a bartender who sliced his hand open while working on an iceberg at a party hosted by Jamie.

Apparently dude has some sort of neuro-science degree and since he needed an operation on his hands after the incident, he can't put the degree to use and fulfil his lifelong dream of becoming a surgeon.

WTF are the chances?

On the real, maybe it was Divine Intervention cause if dude can't even cut an iceberg...

Mike Epps is pissed off that Eddie Murphy is slated to play Richard Pryor in the big screen biopic of the legndary comic's life.

Now Mike was actually one of Pryor's last hand-picked proteges so I feel where he's coming from but everyone knows it's all about dollars and cents in Hollyweird so that's how it goes.

As a comedian, I hope the producers know what the F^%# they are doing.

So Ray J decided to choose this hot Latina over the others crazies who were auditioning.

Since all those girls were pretty much interchangeable (with the exception of Danger who is most definitely nutty) I will keep my opinion of Cocktail to myself until the home videos come out.

LMFAO at Ice T's old lady Coco in her head to toe cheetah skeez. No wonder T is mean mugging...

It's a good thing for that azz and her tig ole bitties...otherwise she'd just be a regular dressed up jungalist...

But I'm sure 99% of you fellas would still hit that wild cat...lol.

Introducing ...Laura Doré.

Of Brazilian, African-American, Italian, French, Polish and Puerto Rican descent. She's got everything in her except...

Well, anyway. Hehehehehe.

Enjoy, Fellas.

I feel Hulk Hogan's pain with his leathery ex-wife Linda turning into a Gold-digging Cougar but someone needs to get this dude to therapy. he recently said about seeing Linda with her Toy Boy, “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat.”

Yeah. Umm, nothing using OJ as a refernce ever turns out well. Let's hope the Hulk keeps his anger (and knives) in check.  Let it go, Hulk... just let it go.

A picture says it all folks. So...there you go.

On the for real, I wonder if they charge half-price???

So those dudes from South Park totally owned Kanye West and his band of Merry Men the other day, calling him a Gay Fish.

Although Kanye said he thought it was funny I notice the videos are being pulled off Youtube left, right and center.

Still LMFAO at the pics and the parody song though.

Introducing...Jahaira Rodriguez.

Jahaira, Ja-hired!

You Pay, She Pumps...

Fill up on pump ten...

Wax on, wax off...

LOL. I could do this all day! Enjoy, fellas.

London newspapers are saying Wacko Jacko is using an impersonator to fulfill his contractual obligations to perform between 10 and 28 concerts at the O2 Arena in London this summer.

Really people, would this surprise you???

(pictured: Madame Tussauds wax statue of Michael, Las Vegas)

Look at Halle Berry and her fiiiinnnneeee azz still doing it in her Naughty Forties.

I don't think I'll ever get tired of looking at this dimepiece...

It seems Lil Kim owes Uncle Sam a milli in back taxes. According to her reps she is currently paying on her debt after the government issued liens against her stacks and her property.

Queen Bee best get to rapping and  Dancing her a$$ off unless she wants to end up back in that orange jumpsuit.

Gospel singer Bebe Winans was arrested after pulling a Chris Brown on his ex-wife. Well, not quite. But he did push her to the ground during an argument over their kids. He was released on $1,000 bail.

I don't know what these fellas are sipping but laying hands on woman is definitely not cool. Time to clean up your acts, fellas.

Introducing...Amber Rose.

For all of you not familiar with this video vixen, she's Kanye's latest jump-off. (If you believe he actually likes p****.)

Anyway. She's admittedly bi, and is supposedly Rihanna's BFF.

So this is for the fellas that loves dem some gold diggers...this one's extra tarty. Enjoy.

Blink 182 drummer and his ex Shanna Moakler are getting married again. It was just last year that these two were getting divorced but I guess a near death experience has put things in perspective for these two.

Though I wish them luck, I give 'em six months. They have the most volatile love/hate relationship Hollywood has ever seen.

Rapper coolio was busted tryna get through LAX with Crack Cocaine!

He was trying to catch a Southwest flight when a security screener discovered the drugs on him. He reportedly tried to get physical with the screener and ended up in jail. He posted 10K in bail and was released.

Damn, Coolio. Wanna get away?

Ok. For those of you who don't recognize her let me Introduce...Shay Buckey Johnson.

Yep. A la Flavor of Love fame.

Admit it. You always wanted to see what homegirl had packed in dem jeans.

Not too bad. But fellas, you'd better triple up to be safe.

Khloe Kardashian was spotted partying with a newly reflective Chris Brown in the MIA over the weekend.

Is this chick stalking celebrities??? Or is she Jay-Z's gift to Chris to leave his little Rih Rih alone???

Introducing... Vanessa Veasley.

Yeah. Speechless.

Word has it Camel may be stepping out on Beyonce with the chubby Kardashian sister. Say it ain't so, Hova!!!

I'm no fan of creeping but shouldn't the Jigga Man at least cheat up?

Watch ya back Khloe. I have a feeling Sasha Fierce don't play that!!!!

Introducing...Xiannie.

Dayuum...this chick is definitely thicker than a snicker !!! For all you fellas who needs them some Ghetto Fabulous Lovin'.

Enjoy.

Check out the ladies in these pics.

I see why Beyonce is mean mugging, Vanessa knows how to stunt on that rock!

LMAO.

Introducing...Gypsy.

This is for all my Jungalist Bahamian brethren who spend their days dreaming of the three B's: Booze, Bamboo, and Big Booties.

Enjoy the Cami.

Allen Iverson aka AI, aka The Answer, decided to trade in his braids for this new look.

Props to the All-Star Baller for joining the 'change' movement but uhhh...whatya next time let a professional hook that fade up dog????

Introducing...Susanna Ruiz.

Gotta give it up to Susanna, she definitely looks pretty in pink.

Enjoy, fellas.

This is Chris Brown and Rihanna just minutes before they had an argument that reportedly ended with one black eye (for her) and a trip to the 5-0 for him.

Is it me, or can you tell from C Breezy's expression that things were set to pop off right after the show?

This is why puppy love is really overrated

This is a pic of singer MIA on the red carpet for the Grammys last night.

Is it me, or does ole girl lok like she got f#*ked by a Smurf???

LMAO.

Former NFL player and ESPN Analyst Jamal Anderson was arrested in the ATL for allegedly snortin' rocks in a restaurant bathroom.

ESPN, who broke the story nationally are refraining from further comments but it looks like ole boy will be losing his gig and maybe even doing hard time.

Damn shame. Falcon players are on a roll getting busted in Fulton County!

Kanye West was spotted leaving with this...chick??...the other night in L.A.

Why am I not surprised dude is attracted to bald-heads???

By the way, she's reportedly Rihanna's BFF Amber Rose.

Now I ain't saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messing with no...

Introducing...Holly Marie.

She looks like she sure knows how to work a ...chair. LOL.

Enjoy.

Diddy is up to his shady tricks again. He was supposed to co-host DJ Clues B-Day bash in the NYC along with Kobe Bryant but decided he didn't want a pat down from the 5-0:

Introducing...Daphne Joy.

Of Puerto Rican and Philipno descent, when Joy isn't busy at the nail salon or running from la Migra, she's definitely Wah Wah Wee Wah...very nice!

Enjoy.

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Shaffer Chimere Smith aka Ne-yo was spotted kicking it with Lady Gaga out in Vegas.

Since a picture is worth a thousand words, I'll let this suspect pic speak for itself.

P.S. - Looks like Miss Independent is through pretending. I guess we know what he plans to do with all that extra closet space.

Introducing...Jackie-O.

For all you fellas who love the hood-rich, jungalist type. LOL.

Enjoy.

Not only did my Cowboys miss the playoffs but now these pics of Quarterback Tony Romo's main squeeze are all over the place.

Though I hate to comment on such weighty issues, Jessica Simpson is looking surprisingly plump. I hope she's pregnant because if she's not I have a feeling this is gonna be one long offseason.

Is it just me, or is anyone else picturing Granny-pannies under those giant jeans???

Lil John has beaten his latest case:

What can I say? LMAO

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The guys who came up with the idea to use that Chihuahua are laughing all the way to the bank.

A judge has ordered Taco Bell to pay them $42 milli in compensation. This all stems from a lawsuit launched in 2003 that alleged the Bells had under-compensated the doggie masterminds. However Taco Bell had claimed that TBWA Chiat/Day, the advertising company that handled the $500 million campaign were the ones who neglected to pay the Chihuahua guys.

Taco Bell sued TBWA to get them to pick up the bill and lost. How's that for a Chalupa Supreme?

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Now accepting pics from Bahamian Models who wish to be a part of our Junk In Da Trunk Series.

Introducing...Kadie Ann Johnson.

Originally from Jamaica, Katie is definitely extra spicy. Not a fan of jerk chicken myself but I'm sure there are more than a few fellas who will enjoy this pic.

Doesn't Kadie look familiar? No? For some reason I can just picture her spinning on her head in the Zoo back in the day. LOL. Maybe it's just me...

A Sushi Chef involved in a road rage incident with another man decided to go Edward Scissorhands on that azz.

He pulled out his knives and sliced and diced the other driver to pieces.

Click here if you want to read more of this bizarre but true story.

Rapper Yung Joc must suffer from necrolepsy or something because he passed the hell out right in the middle of an interview!!!

Click here to watch the funny footage.

Eddy Curry, who has been battling gay rumours after a former male chaffeur alleged the basketball star sexually and racially harassed him, has been struck with further tragedy. Nova Henry (the mother of Eddy's 3yr old son) and her 9month old daughter were killed in front of  the 3 yr old who was found uharmed.

This is believed to be another case of domestic violence.

Note: Fellas, if it's not working out just walk away. Taking the life of a woman because she no longer wants to be with you is some serious punk azz sh#t!

Just like Kanye, these sneaks he designed for Louis Vuitton are mad suspect, overrated, loud and obnoxious.

These kicks are kicking in one place: Kanye's mind.

Somebody drop this fool for me...

Check out this pic of these two chunky but funky Mickey D's monkeys.

These girls look like that have plans with those fries I'm sure I don't want to know about!!! LMAO

Now that's what I call Super-Sized!

Hennessy came out with these Limited Edition, individually numbered bottles in honor of the Inauguraton of #44.

The wah wah wee wah is very nice!!! I'd spend a penny on a Collector's Henny.

Introducing...Whyte Chocolate.

The name is all wrong but the body is allright. (LOL).

Enjoy.

A North Carolina mailwoman has pleaded guilty to deserting the mail. Authorities needed four trucks to remove the mail she had stashed in her garage over the past six years.

Wow. Talk about slackening off on the job! What did she do all day when he was supposed to be delivering mail?? Oh, yeah. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

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Kanye West is at it again.

Check out the mullet he was rocking at an Inaugural Concert.

You know what's coming...Somebody drop this fool for me...

Here's a pic of Bruce Springsteen along with Beyonce at yesterday's Inaugural Concert at the Lincoln Memorial.

The day has finally arrived...Yes We Can!

I knew it was only a matter of time...

Britney Spears will have to change the name of one of the songs on her Circus album. The song entitled "If You Seek Amy" is causing a stir at radio stations around the world, most of whom are threatening to not play the track. The new name will be "If You See Amy."

Still don't get what all te fuss is about? Try saying the original name over and over, very quickly.

Got it? Good. Because the title is Sofa King We Todd Did to begin with.

Introducing...Coco Nicole Austin (Tea?)

Yep. Ice-T's better half.

She's all over the web so I don't feel bad about featuring wifey here.

I got 2 words for you fellas: Apple Bottom.

The Biggie Smalls biopic Notorious opened by raking in 25 mil at the box office over the weekend. Which practically makes it a blockbuster...considering.

But the official After-Party was marred with multiple stabbings which the producers viewed as 'unfortunate'.

I'm gonna view this as a one -off and hope "it's still all good, baby baaaby!"

Retired actor Joaquin Phoenix has decided that Diddy will produce his rap music career. OK.

Check out youtube to see the hilarious viral video of the actor eating it trying to get off stage after his "rap" debut in Vegas on Friday.

By the looks of it, Diddy won't even have to give him an advance...just a forty of Ciroc will do.

Introducing...Nina Santiago.

Ahhh. I love San Tiago...it's latin for ...

(LOL. If you haven't seen the movie Anchorman you really need to!)

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Introducing...Elke the Stallion.

This is for all of you slim fellas who LOOOOVVVEESS them some big girls!

Happy Now? Good . Now quit emailing me about it (LOL).

Oh, by the way, Ride at your Own Risk!

A New Jersey couple who gave their kids Nazi names have lost custody of the children. Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sisters Jocelyn Aryan Nation Campbell & Honszlynn Hinler Campbell have been placed Child Protective Service's hands while authorities conduct their investigation.

The parents cme into the spotlight when they tried to purchase a birthday cake which the Baker refused to put "Happy Birthday Adolf" on. 

My question is: Which state agent okayed these names on the birth certificates????

A Missouri woman tried to get her husband to take a dirt nap by spiking his tea with a half bottle of eye drops.

This lunatic was busted when she bragged to a coworker who turned her in to the cops.

Wow. Eye Drops? Seriously, lady? Now that's f@%ked up!

Good luck getting that 100k you need to bail your crazy a$$ out. 

And stop your crying! Ok.Ok. Would you like a cup of tea...???

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a highly publicized rumored sex tape...

Wait. Getting off track...

Oh, yeah. Next comes Kelis with a baby carriage!

Congrats to Nas and Kelis who are supposedly expecting their first child together. Maybe these two can spawn an heir to the Hip Hop throne.

If Beyonce were a boy she would not have abandoned her dog at her record label.

Sources say she dropped little Munchie off last Summer and has not returned for her.

Note to Bey Bey: a dog is a man's best friend!

Word is that J Lo and Marc Anthony (aka Skinny Bone) are arguing to the point they are shouting, pushing and shoving each other.

Damn. It's like that????

My money's on Jenny from the Block.

Introducing...Sally Ferreira.

Talk amongst yourselves, fellas. I'm speechless.

General Motors has decided to cancel their ad deal with Fiddy Cent. Judging by this pic it's easy to see why the US automakers need a bailout.

Selling records does not mean you can sell cars...even if you load up the trunk space with crunk space!!!

New School rapper Lupe Fiasco is the latest rapper to question the future of Hip Hop. His comments centered around the fact that so much garbage has been put out there by 'new school' rappers lately it may be that the artform is on the way out.

Note to Lupe: If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem.

American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino's $1.3 million dollar Charlotte home was put on the auction blocks yesterday. Apparently Fantasia didn't bother to make a payment on the $65,000 she borrowed from a Florida credit company which she borrowed to pay off back taxes owed to the IRS.

Sounds like ole girl needs more gigs and a decent business manager.

Introducing... Tomika Skanes.

I think it's safe to say the Naughty Gals are the best damn vixens out there-- bar none!

Happy New Year to all!!!!

Sadly, reports have confirmed that th 16 year old son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston, Jett Travolta, has died .

According to reports, Jett Travolta, who allegedly suffers from seizures, hit his head while in the bathtub at the family's suite on the Old Bahama Bay property, Ginn Sur Mer, West End, Grand Bahama.

Our prayers and heartfelt condolences go out to the Travolta Family.

Back by popular demand is Jesykah Maximus.

This one is for my Engineer Extroadinaire the Big Babakazooey.

Have a very Merry Christmas and you're welcome.

Introducing Destiny Monique.

Ho Ho Ho...Merry Christmas!!!

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Rumors are that Janet Jackson has decided to dump her miniature mogul of a toyfriend Jermaine Dupri.

Dupri has gone on record stating that 1) Janet is not pregnant and 2) they are still together.

Not sure what to believe but since her peeps released a different statement I guess we can assume they're having trouble seeing eye to eye. Hehehehehe.

It's clear from the picture Jamie Foxx likes it from behind.

He was sure enjoying the hell out of his protracted B-Day celebrations.

Afterthought: Why are there more dudes than dames at this party????

Introducing Esther Baxter.

I know I'm stating the obvious but you have to give it up to Esther on her very nice...um...ink.

Chris Brown was named Billboard's Best Male Artist of the Year and (his girl)Rihanna won in the Female catergory.

Is it just me or does the word "overkill" pop into your mind when thinking of these two ? Enough of the 'cute couple' BS please: Real artists are missing out.

By the way, WTF is up with ole girl's clothes thes days?

This is what Jacko - who recently converted from Witnessing to Islam-looks like these days.

Now all he needs is a "straight jacket" and his look'll be complete.

So an Iraqi Reporter tried to burst Dubya with his shoes and missed-twice!

This is so sad, all I can say (after a quick chuckle...it's wrong, I know) is where was the Secret Service?

Introducing Nicole Narain.

This former Playmate of the Month and Hip Hop Honey is still good to go. Um, I've already forgotten about that Colin Ferrell episode.

Britney Spears' "Circus" album is set to sell 450K copies next week and debut at #1. Hard to believe her career (and last album) were basically DOA a few months back.

They've pimped this chick since she was practically in diapers, no wonder she went cuckoo.Way to bounce back Brit. Eventhough I think you're still nuttier than a Snicker bar.

The Grammy Nominations were announced last night and Lil Wayne sored a mind numbing eight nominations. Coldplay scored seven, and Camel, Kanyeezy and Ne-yo scored six nods each.

Dang. I guess after the AMA's I really shouldn't be surprised but  WTF is up with these award shows nowadays??? Outside of Coldplay and Jigga I just don't see it. Sorry, kids, I don't.

Some woman is suing prime suspect Tyler Perry for allegedly ripping off her play to make his $50mil grossing movie Diaruy of a Mad Black Woman.

According to the lawsuit, the woman ran this play in '91 entitled Fantasy of a Mad Black Woman, which very closely resembles Perry's 2005 movie.

Looks like ole girl...um..I mean...ole boy Tyler will have to hand some stacks back.

The former, popular, fakin' being Jamaican personality known as Miss Cleo is back up to her old tricks. Miss Cleo is now sending out emails to her "friends" asking them to tell her what they think of her idea to launch a new talk show. The project is being decribed as 'Surreal Life meets Tyra Banks.'

Dang. I guess scamming folks outta hundreds of thousands (even millions) and getting away with it for all those years has still got this ole broad twisted.

Miniature Menace Gary Coleman was ordered by a judge to pay a $300 fine for running some quasi stan over with his car. A few months back the papparrazzi wannabe refused to stop taking pics of "Arnold Drummond" with his camera phone outside a bowling alley so Gary ran him over. Strike!!!!!!!!!!!!

Introducing Dolicia Bryan.

FYI, "Dolicia" is Cubanici for tasty.

Enjoy.

So, the producers decided to flood the show with a bunch of forgettable performances from Mariah, Rihanna & Co. instead of actually giving out a lot of awards on-air. 

The Old Kids on the Block did provide for some comic relief as I watched their geriatric a$$e$ limp all over the stage.And...as usual..Kanye was a pain to watch- especially when he proclaimed that he wanted to become the next Elvis, and figuratively bestowed his Best Rap/Hip Hop award to Lil Weezy who he (rightfully) says deserved it this year. (sidenote: I didn't spot Lil Wayne in the crowd, probably off somewhere sippin' on syrup.)

Anyway, here are some pics from the AMAs. I didn't bother to caption them because I'm sure these images speak for themselves. But I do have two words for Rihanna: Cluck Cluck.

Just like last week, you get a bonus this week(and when I say bonus , I mean BONUS!!!):

Introducing Stephanie Kyoko.

For all you fellas who like your happy meals Super, Super-sized. Enjoy!

Introducing Kalia Williams.

You know the drill, fellas: Oogle then Google. Just don't get caught!

Hehehehe.

Very very Nice!

Between his roles on the A-Team and Rocky, Mr. T (and his mountains of gold chains) used to represent coolness and toughness.

Now, between shilling for dumb video games and all kinds of crap, my hero is no more. WTF, Mr. T?

SMH. The recession must be real because even the stars who should be comfortably retired are out there trying to sell us everything including the kitchen sink. (I talking to you, Hulk Hogan, Lee Majors, Chuck Norris, William Shatner, Alan Thicke! to name a few)

I pity the fools...

So Damon Dash is trying to drum up publicity for his latest protege, Jim Jones, by pimping on the relationship between Kanye West and Jay-Z. According to Damon Dash, Kanye secretly hates Jay-Z becasue Jigga refused to fork over a coveted Roca-Fella star chain a few years back:

This n**** [Kanye] was like, “Wow, he ain’t going to give me the chain.” I had to take off my chain and give it to him, and I was heated. I had the real canary diamonds. That shit cost $40,000! I told Kanye, “Yo, you got to give that back when we get off this stage!”

Man, I gotts to file this under bitchassiness all the way around. And am I the only one who noticed the use of the past tense when he was braggin' on his canaries?

So first a former Cheetah Girl poses for King Magazine half nekkid. Then this current Cheetah Girl, Adrienne Bailon, lies about her computer being stolen and "surprise , surprise" racy photos of her in various stages of undress turn up on the internet.

Then Cheetah Girls gigs start getting cancelled. Then Disney cancels their careers.

All I can say is leave the publicity whoremongering to the professionals, kids. And to think, this chick has a professional mongerer (Kim Kardashian) as a sister-in law! Maybe she should have gotten some advice.

But then again...

Since I didn't get a chance to post on Monday, today is twice as nice.

Introducing Suelyn Medeiros. 100%Certified Brazilian Booty.

I know..I know. You're Welcome.

It just occurred to me that we hardly (if EVER) see this suspect brother without a hat on.

Now we know why. Dude, where's your hair??

hehehehe. LMAO.

Introducing Ki Toy, of Outcast video fame.

And in other news...

Former Presidential hopeful, John Edwards, whose affair with aide Rielle Hunter was made public by the National Enquirer, has refused to take a paternity test to determine if he's the father of Rielle's baby daughter. But since his former mistress is writing a tell-all book he's screwed anyway.And his wife may be set to leave him.

Just think, last year this time he was running for president...

After an historic election victory, Barack Obama is the President-Elect, and will serve as the 44th. President of the United States of America.

Yes We Can!

Props to Russell Simmons, Jigga and Diddy (amongst others) who put on a show for a large crowd of Obama Supporters at a rally in the MIA last night.

It's good to see Hip-Hop play a positive role in these elections.

"Rapper" Soulja Boy Tell 'Em told us how ignorant he was when he sat down to do an interview with BET's Toure:

…Then came Soulja Boy Tell Em. I asked him, “What historical figure do you most hate?” He was stumped. I said, “Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters…” He said, “Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa.”

My jaw, at this point, was on the ground.”We wouldn’t be here,” he continued, having no idea how far in it he’d stepped, “to get this ice and tattoos.”

Shout out to the slave masters??? Somebody drop this fool for me...

Introducing Melyssa Ford.

Wa wa wee wah!!!

This deserves a standing ovation...

John Legend, Mr. Green Light himself, decided to dress up as...what...a brokeback cowboy? Damn, Halloween really brings out the freaks...

This brother is just dying to jump out that closet.

Poor Pocahontas. She's cute, but it's deja vu all over again...

The jokes are too easy so I'll let you get a crack at it. Help me complete this sentence:

These two Halloween jump-offs look like___________________.

Where's Linda Carter when we need her??

Introducing Vida Guerra.

"Que dulce!".....now that's what I call livin' la "Vida" loca!

My second favourite five-head endowed celebrity (Tyra's still #1) showed up to her New Zealand concert dressed like a half-nekkid skripper. Help me complete this sentence:

In this get-up, Rihanna looks_______________.

Barack Obama and Bill Clinton campaigned for the first time together last night in South Florida in front of 35,000 supporters.

I gotta say both speeches really impressed me. And they were getting on like old buddies. Old drinking/toking buddies...hehehe.

baRock the Vote!!!!

Here's a pic of my girl Gwen Stefani, and her latest bundle of work Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.

I'm happy to see that she and rocker hubbie Gavin Rossdale delivered another healthy little rocker to their clan.

Now. I think I speak for all when I say a new reggae infused rock mix is long overdue.

So the Phillies won the World Series last night after playing that bullsh%t rain-delay makeup continuation game.

Oh well, the Lakers are looking good. But more importantly, it's Cowboy season!!!!

Many media outlets are now confirming that the body discovered in the white SUV linked to the murder scene of Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother is that of her 7-year old nephew, Julian King.

May God be with Jennifer and her Family in their time of unimaginable grief.

Introducing Buffie the Body.

What more can I say????

Rumor has it that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back to hooking up.

You can bet the house that if he's going back to tap that  a$$ a second time around there must be another hit album working in the background.

I hope for ole girl's sake it works out between these two. She ain't been the same since Devilina...um... i mean Angelina Jolie roached Brad Pitt from her.

Here' a pic of Beyonce sportin' a different wig and about twenty extra pounds for the upcoming biopic "Cadillac Records."

She's channelling her inner Etta James, the legendary sinner, and is probably angling for an Oscar, that award they hand out to GREAT actors.

Look into a crystal ball, Beyonce, Oscar is not in your future!!! Look into a crystal ball Jigga...

hehehehe...LMAO!!!

U2's Bono is still da man!!!

Check him partying it up in St. Tropez with this pair of young bitties while on a "guy's retreat" with some of his buddies. Hope Mrs. Bono doesn't spot these flicks 'cause I doubt she'll be smiling like that.

On the for real, mad props to Bono for holding it down after all these years but Dude!!! quit cheesing for the paps before you mess up "guys retreat" for the rest of us.

If you missed the BET Hip Hop Awards that aired this past Thursday, you didn't miss much. Besides the fact that pint-sized pimp Kat Williams bailed on hosting duties, and was replaced by T-Pain (vocoder and all), nothing noteworthy happened.

Except that DJ Khaled, my boy from back in the day in the MIA, remembered to shout us Bahamians out during his Best Callabo award acceptance speech.

Props to Khaled for keeping it real! Tune in to BET this week if you want to catch it in replay. I'm sure they'll be running it a gazillion times between now and Christmas.

Isiah Thomas has been called out by the Five-O in New York for trying to LIE on his 17 year old daughter by saying she was the one who needed medical assistance.

Cops responded to the former Piston and New York Knicks Head Coach's residence last week after he reportedly swallowed 10 Lunesta sleeping pills.

Dang, Zeke, I know times must be rough ever since you messed up that sweet deal you had with the Knicks but trying to take a dirt nap is not the answer. Neither is throwing your own kid under the bus after you're busted.

Ashley Todd, the 20 year-old McCain campaign supporter who claimed to have been mugged, molested and supposedly branded with a "B" by her attacker, a 6'4" black "Barack Obama supporter", has been proven to be a liar.

Pittsburgh Police had administered a polygraph to Ashley because of inconsistencies in her stories. She later admitted the whole story was fabricated.

I don't know 'bout yall, but I think this chick is off her meds. Maybe that "B" stands for bipolar.

In any event, she's right up there in my "World's Dumbest Criminals" book. How dumb do you have to be to maim yourself in the mirror and not realise the "B" is backwards????

Introducing Sarah B. She's the Vietnamese-American nail tech jawn who reportedly gave birth to Lil Wayne's spawn earlier this week.

Help me complete this sentence: Little Wayne's baby mama looks like ______________.

Actress Jennifer Hudson has been dealt a terrible blow. Her mother and brother were found shot dead in their family home in Chicago yesterday. To make matter worse, Jennifer's 7 year old nephew, Julian King is still missing.

Police have a suspect, William Balfour, in custody. He reportedly took the little boy from the scene of the crime, and refuses to tell authorities where the little boy is.

Police have issued an Amber Alert for young Julian. Balfour is married to Jennifers sister, Julia.

Our prayers go out to Jennifer Hudson and her Family.

I can’t swear that the booty is 100% real fellas, but I know she definitely has a big future behind her!!!

Lil Wayne’s assistant drops a dime on him:

Lil Wayne’s assistant, Terry Bourgeois, testified in a New York court today (October 20) that he occasionally saw a handgun and people smoking marijuana in the rapper’s tour bus...a police officer testified last month she saw Lil Wayne trying to hide a gun when she boarded the bus.

Bourgeois did testify he never saw Lil Wayne with a gun on the night of his arrest, but it's safe to say the damage is done. Weezy faces up to three and a half years in prison if convicted. The case will resume in December.

Source

Okay. I couldn't repeat this rumor on air 'cause I didn't want to frighten the kiddies. But the internet is buzzin with fresh dirt on Mr. I Am Legend:

According to a former Hollywood Madame, actor Will Smith is gay and hired her two male prostitutes. The Madame, who moved her business to New York, tells Ian Halperin that Smith “has swung both ways for years” and was one of her regular clients. The unidentified woman claims that Smith, who has two children with wife Jada Pinkett Smith, “placed his order” for a man after he trusted that she could “guarantee discretion.” “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

check out more on the suspect blogger's suspect blog: Source

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1.   The mouse is referred to as the “rat”

2.   The keyboard is camouflaged

3.   There’s a “Best of Dancehall Music” soundtrack in the CD-ROM drive

4.   The CPU is covered with baby pictures, stuck there with weave glue

5.   The password is: “BabyDaddy14”

6.   The numeric keypad only goes up to 6

7.   The extra RAM slots have weave tracks in them

8.   The six front keys are missing

9.   Outgoing faxes have hair gel stains on them

10.The monitor is up on blocks

I think ole girl’s expression (the chubby sister in the background) says it all. But help me complete this sentence:NFL Player Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian look like__________________. 

September 23, 2008

Poor Nelly: Ashanti’s weight is going up and his album sales are going down. According to reps from his label he only managed to move 43K copies in his first week. LOL...that’s what ya get doing those Sean John ads playa!

Kanye West showed up to Fashion Week in NYC rockin’ this getup. Help me complete the sentence:

Kanye West looks like  ________________________ . 
 

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September 22, 2008

Singer Ne-Yo and this Tranny-looking Granny were spotted getting their grind-on at some party. Talk about “Closer”…can’t say I’m shocked.